cyanosauce:

(via itsbenedict)

dankxsinatra:

theseventhoffrostfall:

dankxsinatra:

I wanna see a ufo

Look at a flying object and simply choose not to identify it

(via certifiedpussyboy)

unwinona:

forthegothicheroine:

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

There’s a whole plotline in the Addams Family Musical where Morticia and Gomez realize at the same time they each thought Grandmama was the other one’s parent and no one knows who the hell she is, and literally nothing changes because, well, she’s Grandmama now.

(via assassinregrets)

kdotokdyvidel:

jeden z dokladů, že české školství je v troskách

— budiž fakt, že skuteční obrozenci odcházejí se čtyřkama

colleendoran:

reallyndacarter:

tattooedzombigirl:

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the “P” in Potato.

(via treba-neco-napise)

megamycete:

garmonbozine-deactivated2021100:

Harvard researchers discover new ways for you to sound like a psychopath weirdo who nobody wants to talk to

(via certifiedpussyboy)

thememedaddy:

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

thirstghosting:

friendlylycanthrope:

thirstghosting:

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

What about American idiot

well we all know which gender i am for forgetting this one